A pen short

Stephen loves his pens. It's a major decision for him everytime he goes to the store to pick one out, and he can't loose it before he is done or he loses a bit of his sanity, but last week pen died. He was very sad, so we mourned it, I wrote an obituary and then we buried it... Not very environmental probably. Whoops. Here is more about the pen:

Stephen Hulbert’s Unnamed Bic Quad

{September 2010 – March 25, 2011}

Stephen Hulbert’s unnamed Bic quad pen passed away March 25, 2011 at its home in Cottonwood 6 from natural causes.

Unnamed Bic quad was born September 2010 and aided in various classes including chemistry, trigonometry (a class that was later dropped, which created instability in unnamed Bic quad’s daily responsibilities) geology 350, Book of Mormon and GIS. It was known for its annoying clicking sound, which provoked yells from geology major Audrey.

Preceding unnamed Bic quad in death, was first the blue ink, then the green. Unnamed Bic quad underwent mid-section taping to prevent early death.

It will be missed by Stephen Dean Hulbert, its master, who said it “ceased being a tool and has become a friend/enemy.” Stephen and unnamed Bic quad had plans for more journal writing and grading tests for Geology 112.

Burial services will be held for it March 25, 2011 at midnight in the Cottonwood parking lot.